Saturday, June 09, 2007

#004 WHY SHOULD PARIS HILTON'S HAIR BE DISHEVELED

AMERICAN SYSTEM OF "CRIME AND PUNISHMENT"

Associated Press News reports indicate that Ms. Paris Hilton, the glamorous hotel heiress has been ordered back to jail. She has been handcuffed. Her hair is disheveled.

The story will make tailor-made theme material for classic poet and sharp satirist of fashionable society's foibles, like Alexander Pope, of "The Rape of the Lock" fame.

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